Though elegance in the world of romance eludes me.
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
The gods know what you’ve done.
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years
Disney’s Walking Dead
Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse
If you’ve ever wondered what the plot of this game is, here it is.
why are you people still reblogging this
BECAUSE ITS GREAT
I go through life assuming everyone gets FRIENDS references. And when people don’t, I’m like:
Just in case you’re having a bad day, please enjoy the singular wonderfulness that is Hugh Jackman playing Gaston.
*tries to watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes at 5am*
So, I was watching Meet the Robinsons last night and this scene came up, and then this just sort of…happened.